Quotes

Donald Trump, on The Apprentice: "The last thing dogs want to know is that they're helping cats."

Former Rep. Jim Rogan (R-CA): "And the world is better off for [Saddam Hussein] being in jail right now."
Bill Maher: "That's not true."

Professor T.C. Hu: "There are good undergraduates, just not here."

Professor T.C. Hu: "I am over one million years old."

Professor Gary Cottrell (loosely quoted): "Let's think of the difference between monkeys and humans. Or if you'd prefer, transfer students and direct admits."

Quentin Tarantino: On violence in Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003): "When I was on The View, Barbara Walters was asking me about the blood and stuff, and I said, 'Well, you know, that's a staple of Japanese cinema.' And then she came back,'But this is America.' And I go, 'I don't make movies for America. I make movies for planet Earth.'"