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Batman Franchise Begins Anew

I'll admit it: I've never seen the original Batman, that campy 60s movie with that old dude Adam West. And I can't even remember if I saw Batman & Robin, the '97 film starring our governator and George Clooney as Batman. Jeremy said I was better off. To prove it he described the scene where Batman tries to fight Mr. Freezinator and a hockey game breaks out. What the hell?

So, I'm not fully qualified to say this, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Batman Begins is the only Batman movie. Just to be clear: I'm not saying this is the best Batman movie. I'm making a much stronger statement (people comment when I make strong and perhaps ridiculous statements). What I'm saying is that this is the only true Batman movie ever made. It supersedes all others. I'll admit it: I've never seen the original Batman, that campy 60s movie with that old dude Adam West. And I can't even remember if I saw Batman & Robin, the '97 film starring our governator and George Clooney as Batman. Jeremy said I was better off. To prove it he described the scene where Batman tries to fight Mr. Freezinator and a hockey game breaks out. What the hell?

So, I'm not fully qualified to say this, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Batman Begins is the only Batman movie. Just to be clear: I'm not saying this is the best Batman movie. I'm making a much stronger statement (people comment when I make strong and perhaps ridiculous statements). What I'm saying is that this is the only true Batman movie ever made. It supersedes all others. I'll admit it: I've never seen the original Batman, that campy 60s movie with that old dude Adam West. And I can't even remember if I saw Batman & Robin, the '97 film starring our governator and George Clooney as Batman. Jeremy said I was better off. To prove it he described the scene where Batman tries to fight Mr. Freezinator and a hockey game breaks out. What the hell?

So, I'm not fully qualified to say this, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Batman Begins is the only Batman movie. Just to be clear: I'm not saying this is the best Batman movie. I'm making a much stronger statement (people comment when I make strong and perhaps ridiculous statements). What I'm saying is that this is the only true Batman movie ever made. It supersedes all others. I'll admit it: I've never seen the original Batman, that campy 60s movie with that old dude Adam West. And I can't even remember if I saw Batman & Robin, the '97 film starring our governator and George Clooney as Batman. Jeremy said I was better off. To prove it he described the scene where Batman tries to fight Mr. Freezinator and a hockey game breaks out. What the hell?

So, I'm not fully qualified to say this, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Batman Begins is the only Batman movie. Just to be clear: I'm not saying this is the best Batman movie. I'm making a much stronger statement (people comment when I make strong and perhaps ridiculous statements). What I'm saying is that this is the only true Batman movie ever made. It supersedes all others. I'll admit it: I've never seen the original Batman, that campy 60s movie with that old dude Adam West. And I can't even remember if I saw Batman & Robin, the '97 film starring our governator and George Clooney as Batman. Jeremy said I was better off. To prove it he described the scene where Batman tries to fight Mr. Freezinator and a hockey game breaks out. What the hell?

So, I'm not fully qualified to say this, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Batman Begins is the only Batman movie. Just to be clear: I'm not saying this is the best Batman movie. I'm making a much stronger statement (people comment when I make strong and perhaps ridiculous statements). What I'm saying is that this is the only true Batman movie ever made. It supersedes all others. I'll admit it: I've never seen the original Batman, that campy 60s movie with that old dude Adam West. And I can't even remember if I saw Batman & Robin, the '97 film starring our governator and George Clooney as Batman. Jeremy said I was better off. To prove it he described the scene where Batman tries to fight Mr. Freezinator and a hockey game breaks out. What the hell?

So, I'm not fully qualified to say this, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Batman Begins is the only Batman movie. Just to be clear: I'm not saying this is the best Batman movie. I'm making a much stronger statement (people comment when I make strong and perhaps ridiculous statements). What I'm saying is that this is the only true Batman movie ever made. It supersedes all others.

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